So I went and voted today...
The dude that was standing behind me had an incident...
Just when he was pulling out his picture ID from his wallet, a condom fell out...
The little old lady that was behind him picked it up and yelled "Son, you dropped this!"
I guess she couldn't hear too well, hence she didn't know how loud she was...
Embarrassed, at first the man refused to admit that it was his, but eventually he smiled at the old lady, took it, and said "Thank you ma'am, I guess you can never be too careful when it comes to voting".
Yes the story is fictional, I made it up
But that's what this election felt like...
Either way you have to choose one to get in bed with, and you will never know what you will get when you come out... lesser evil? STD is STD... and no you don't want it
So I went and voted today...
Not saying you should just stay home, sit in front of the TV and watch reruns of Full House while eating Cheetos and making comments regarding John Stamos' hair... you should still go out there and vote... just... be careful... of... stuff...
If you are still reading this... get off your lazy bum and go vote... booth close at 8 so you have less than an hour... better start running man boobs...
Yes... you... oh how do I know you are a dude? Coz most of the ppl who don't vote a the dudes... I have learn about this fact from years of watching quality shows like The Simpsons and Married with Children...
In all seriousness... those shows a awesome... and go vote... now!
PS: If you have voted already... just ignore my post... although... not that anybody would be reading it ritenow... or ever :(
It is indeed a privilege to vote. As bad as we make our government seem, its one of the better ones in the world.
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