Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Fairy Tales...














Remember all those fairy tales you listen to when you were a kid?
Or all those Disney movies...

All grand and nice did they sound, if they ever happen in real life it would surely scare the flying poo poo out of most people, and most likely lead to many tragic endings.


Beauty and the Beast is about an abusive relationship that started from kidnapping the girl's dad and escalated to marrying the kidnapper... Stockholm syndrome anybody?

Lion King is flipping Hamlet, just try to update that into modern world;

Pinocchio becoming self-aware, Terminator in wood can just be as scary;

Cinderella will most likely die in a car chase in Paris involving paparazzi;

Little Mermaid and her people would likely be captured, sold, and eaten... special menu at the local Chinese own Japanese restaurant tonight... forget all about salmon sashimi...


Fairy Tales are called Fairy Tales for a good reason...

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